Poor Bala!!!

There is a friend of mine here in my class. His name is Bala. A very sweet chap. He is a resident of Chennai. And he was helping a lot of North Indian guys in settling down in Chennai. But, Bala and me believe that the northies think they have landed on Mars. they think this place is so bad that without Bala's help nothing can happen.
This has a led to quite a few hilarious questions being put to Bala ,remember bala also stays on campus, just like others. so here we go:

"hey, where do you find cobbler in chennai?"

"at what time does the cycle shop behind the taramani gate close?"

in the mess: "hey bala, which of this is sambar, and which is rasam?"

"can you drop me to Melody theatre and come back alone?"

"where do you find single room acco near IIT?"

"my cycle key is stuck in the lock, where is your Pulsar?"

"how far is spencer's from IIT?" and this is the feedback after returning from spencer's..."oye, you told me it takes 20 minutes , it took half an hour.."!!!

this is the height, though i dont believe its true: "hey bala, how many underwears should i get from Delhi before comimg to chennai?"!!!!!!!!!!!